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→ Cuil isn't very... cool.... (Tue, 29 Jul 2008)
→ I'm VOTING REPUBLICAN!! (Fri, 11 Jul 2008)
→ Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - in a Minute or Less (Sun, 25 May 2008)
→ The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - in a minute or less (Sun, 25 May 2008)
→ Speed Racer - In a Minute or Less (Sat, 10 May 2008)
→ Iron Man - In a Minute or Less (Sat, 10 May 2008)
→ AbleNET's java chats #1 Website interactive (Sun, 09 Mar 2008)
→ Barack the Builder... Can He Fix it? Ethics in the White House. (Sun, 02 Mar 2008)
→ LASIK Update: 3 months later (Sun, 24 Feb 2008)
→ No Country for Old Men... huh?? (Sun, 24 Feb 2008)
→ What's an MRI Like? (Tue, 19 Feb 2008)
→ Carl from ATHF has an opinion on the Mitchell Report (Mon, 17 Dec 2007)
→ More Holiday Fun - Raging Rudolph! (Mon, 17 Dec 2007)
→ Robot Chicken's Half Assed Christmas Special! (Thu, 13 Dec 2007)
→ Drastic Melting of the Arctic Ice... Have the Scales Tipped? (Tue, 11 Dec 2007)
→ Monopoly has a Place in History with Allied Escape Plans! (Sun, 09 Dec 2007)
→ Another so called IRC Logging "Service" springs up and is set down (Sun, 02 Dec 2007)
Cuil isn't very... cool....
Tue, 29 Jul 2008 at 08:36 PM
I really like the name, intellectually, as it is slightly esoteric in that the word is Gaelic for "knowledge" and is pronounced "kewl" or "cool"... so it's hip, it's happening... it's forgettable. Unfortunately, for Cuil, it just doesn't have the same venacular inducing ring that Google or Yahoo! have... and well... Ask is pretty straight forward... doesn't top that.
Cuil claims to index 3x more pages than Google and 10x more pages than Microsoft... yet, when running searches on Cuil, I was unable to return relevant information. I read somewhere that Cuil collected about 33 million in startup... and I think part of that is due to investors trying to catch lightning in a bottle twice. It really seems that Google's alumni are really superior at being able to raise money... and sure, rightfully so on some fronts. Google is the standard bearer of success these days. Working for Google is the professional equivalent of going to Harvard.
I don't like the columns. Sure, it LOOKS like you get more on one page, but it isn't intuitive browsing... Up... down.... left... up...down... left...up... down... click next page. 'Eh eh!! Not gonna do it! Read my lips...' it's painful.
I do like the tabs on the top, the search by category could be useful if they were a little more inclusive and diverse and the rollover isn't bad when it actually works... but that is about where it ends.
Some of you might LOVE Cuil and want to say "What chu talkin' 'bout, Anthony?" Well Arnold, let's do a few searches for fun... starting with something we ALL know and love... AbleNET IRC Network. Try it a few times, you might not get it. Also, see how it isn't on the categories? Yet, our site is 100% SEO optimized (Seriously, check it) and it has keywords out The Great Gazoo.
When searching for AbleNET IRC, I had to look on the second page for results. When searching for AbleNET.org I was then told there were no results, when I resubmitted my search, I was returned results with logo images from OTHER sites.

For giggles, I also decided to do a search on their domain, cuil.com... They couldn't find relevant data http://www.cuil.com/search?q=cuil.com&sl=long

Ok, so let me try to be a little more fair... let's search the Cuil search engine for "cuil search engine" I mean come on... they've GOT to get THAT ONE right... yeah? Nope.

Oh well... I did a search for Google and well... That works! Thank goodness for that!!
As much as I love competition for the betterment of the industry, Cuil doesn't have what it takes at this time to shake things up enough to change the way we think about searching the internet. Cuil reminds me of the 'Internet 1.0'. A couple pals hanging out, getting together and trying to recreate a new flavor for a tried formula of success. If I had to predict the future, my guess is that Cuil does a holding pattern and hopes that with any luck, some other media company like Microsoft or News Corp. will come along and make them an offer for 3x their investment, in an effort to make up for the ground they've lost pursuing Yahoo! and get a better piece of the market, thusly making a alot of people very rich.
So never fear, my dear Google... at the moment you are still the Masters of the Universe as far as Internet searching is concerned... The battle at this point is very likely yours to lose and Cuil is a dish best served cold.
I'm VOTING REPUBLICAN!!
Fri, 11 Jul 2008 at 01:02 AM
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Ok So Prince Jacked His Version of Creep Off YouTube - You can still see him sing it elsewhere!
Sat, 31 May 2008 at 11:47 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/related/8946133/video/x58nz5_creep-a-coachella_creation
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - in a Minute or Less
Sun, 25 May 2008 at 11:56 PM
This installment goes the Area 51 route and ties it to South American alien conspiracies. While not ground breaking (if you expected that) or even as good as the first three, it is entertaining and is does a good job of wrapping up the Indy Franchise, while giving nods to the characters and films that came before it (Keep an eye out for the Ark in the first 20 minutes).
Indy is not quite the action hero he once was but Ford does a good job of portraying Jones as an archaeologist who realizes his best days are behind him. I didn't quite get the whole "Colonel Henry Jones" international spy angle that they alluded to but it was more or less inconsequential to the overall story.
The film teases you at some point about the potential continuation of the franchise, but I think everyone realized this was the end and quite frankly it needed to be.
The movie was fun and it was an Indy worship fest, bringing everything full circle and adding closure to some loose ends. It wasn't the best Indy movie or even the best movie but Indy fans will be entertained. The sad thing is, there isn't much to say about this film. Cate Blanchette comes off as very Boris and Natasha ("Look, Moose and Squirrel!") but the film overall is just a sensory pleaser and does have the same "it" factor of the priors. The action lacked at times and the character development was non-existant. LaBeouf was a caricature of the era's greaser movement and all of the other characters and story angles seemed to fit into neat little cubby holes.
One thing I do fear is that if Indiana Jones does not end here, it is in severe danger of having jumped the shark. I enjoyed the movie and if you suspend belief, certain historical accuracies and accept the cheese factor you will too.
This movie is about as good as this review. Despite of inner Indy fan wanting to rate this movie higher than I am going to... I give it 2 1/2 out of 5 bullwhips.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - in a minute or less
Sun, 25 May 2008 at 11:47 PM
Prince Caspian, heir to the throne, is chased out of the kingdom by his jealous uncle with his own aspirations to the throne upon the birth of his first male heir. Caspian unknowingly summons the 4 heroes to Narnia. Peter, Edumund, Susan and Lucy suddenly find themselves back in a land drastically different than the one they left... 1300 years into the future.
The kids gear up for war and set about returning the throne to the rightful Prince Caspian and the land to the Narnians. Unfortunately, the movie kind of middles for awhile and doesn't quite live up to the quick start. The climax comes somewhat late and finds itself rushing along to the finish, not giving the final battle and the subsequent resolution adequate time to play out. Nor does it explore the tension between Prince Caspian and the Pevensie children.
This movie while entertaining, was not as good as the original. For fans of the books and/or the movie, the nostaligia factor combined with the continuance of the story make it well worthwhile. For those unfamiliar, I suggest staying away until you've come to speed.
I gave this movie 3 out of 5 Narnians.
Speed Racer - In a Minute or Less
Sat, 10 May 2008 at 11:21 PM
This movie is not good. That being said, it isn't exactly bad either. It remains mostly true to the original with a few specific nods to the cartoon we all grew up loving. It did not suck nearly as much as I thought it would. I had actually gone to see it merely to see how my childhood was being treated!
Give up on expecting the world and you will not be disappointed. I found myself chuckling and the movie did manage to be visually stunning while keeping the 'camp' to the expected minimums without taking itself too seriously. Paulie Litt as 'Spritle' and the monkey 'Chim Chim' steal this movie entirely! He looks like a tiny Andy Richter (Litt, not the monkey). John Goodman delivers a respectable performance and teamed with Susan Sarandon make a good pairing as 'movie parents', delivering the moral values and tender moments of the storyline. One thing I didn't quite understand is that he drives a Mach 6 during the races and the Mach 5 as his day to day car, save for the rally scenes.
The movie may not be worth the price of full admission and popcorn but if you're looking for something easy on the brain with some entertainment value, I would definitely recommend it for a Sunday afternoon matinee.
I give this movie 3 out of 5 checkered flags. "Go Speed Racer Go"
Iron Man - In a Minute or Less
Sat, 10 May 2008 at 10:51 PM
Downey Jr. is a perfect casting of Tony Stark, millionaire playboy without the darkness, agony or scruples of Bruce Wayne, merely a man who profitted on war and sees the error of his ways while coming to terms with his own ego and sense of mortality.
Every role was played perfectly, with Gweneth Paltrow playing the part of Pepper Potts perfectly. (Try saying that 3 times real fast!). The movie remains true to the characters, their stories and concludes very cleanly while setting itself up perfectly for possible sequels.
If you loved Spider-Man and hated Hulk (2003) as directed by Ang Lee, you will LOVE Iron man. Marvel's movie arm has done it again! As a bit of an Easter Egg, I advise you to stay until the end of the credits. You will not be disappointed.
I give this movie 4 1/2 out of 5 iron suits! "Iron Man lives again!"
The Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan and Jet Li - All You Want to Know in a Minute or less
Sat, 10 May 2008 at 10:37 PM
This is a family oriented martial arts film with a premise that is not unique nor is it entirely unfamiliar. What results is an enjoyable, family oriented, action film. Li and Chan fill their roles admirably, playing up to the audience and staying true to the light hearted, coming of age nature of the film. Michael Angarano does a fairly decent Ralph Macchio impersonation as Jason, a Boston area boy who is obsessed with Kung Fu films and apparently unable to make his way in a world of mean girls and bullies.
The real disappointment was that the Chan - Li showdown happened way too soon and was unmatched again for the rest of the film. With a moderate set of expectations you will enjoy this movie - as long as you understand that there are no trophies or awards in its future.
If you're looking to suspend reality, immerse yourself in the movie with the purpose of enjoying it for the sake of entertainment, you will like it. If you're expecting vintage Jackie Chan and Jet Li, you will surely be disappointed.
I give this movie a 3 out of 5 nunchuks. "Those kicks were fast as lightning."
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Barack the Builder... Can He Fix it? Ethics in the White House.
Sun, 02 Mar 2008 at 01:46 PM
But I question if good intentions are enough... I REALLY want to like Obama but I have to continuously ask myself, is he a better candidate for the Democratic party than Hillary Clinton or is he the 'sexy' choice? Herein lies the problem... Hillary, in my opinion, is more equipped to handle White House responsibilities in her experience and knowledge. Hillary is a smart, smart woman and she knows what's going on! Unfortunately.... people hate and vilify her! Can Hillary unite the country and its government in spite of her being such a polarizing figure? Sadly, I doubt it. Even when Bill Clinton was messing around, somehow people managed to villify her.
But back to Barack... He says, as I mentioned, all the right things but let's look at his platform and his own Blueprint for Change. Over the next few entries, I will focus on a few of the issues - to maintain some pretense of brevity - such as Ethics, Health Care, Economy, Education, Energy and Foreign Policy as I believe these things to be the core issues currently facing our country and where possible compare Obama's platform to Hillary Clinton's platform. Through the course of this blog entry I will frequently make direct references to Barack Obama's Blueprint for Change as denoted by an asterisks.
Today's topic is -
Ethics:
Obama wants to reduce the impact of Lobbyist and special interests groups, make the government more transparent and eliminate wasteful spending.
I agree with this. Our domestic (and foreign policy) is too influenced by big business and other political interests. If I had my druthers, lobbyists would be banned from congress, regardless of their representations. There are public forums in which special interests groups can voice their concerns and share their message(s) with the American people who can then vote for the representatives that they feel best represent their interests and the interests of America. I have also said for years that the government forgets that they work for us, not the other way around. As employers, we deserve to know what our employees - our representatives - are doing under the actions as funded by our tax dollars and everyone has known that America spends frivolously for years and years and years. I would actually like to see more of an Accountant for the Executive and Legislative branch who openly shops for the 'best deals' for the government by way of open bids and increasing direct competition. In fact, we should consider eliminating some government contracts, to procure items, all together. A free market economy would actually support this and as a result, it would positively impact inflation and lessen the need for tax increases.
How does Obama plan to do it?
Shine Light on Washington Lobbying*
- Centralize Ethics and Lobbying Information for Voters
- Require Independent Monitoring of Lobbying Laws and Ethics Rules
- Support Campaign Finance Reform
My Thoughts:
The internet database of lobbying information, reports and records and campaign finance records is an expansion the 'Google for Government' idea that Obama championed with Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) and can be wrapped into his desire to create a 'contracts and influence' database. This is an absolutely great idea that is much in line with the technical abilities of the 21st century and is supported by the Freedom of Information Act.
That being said, do we need more government bloat to create an 'independent watchdog agency' under his plan for 'independent monitoring'? If you create transparency in government, I believe that the national news media is more than capable of exposing every little tidbit that could be construed as a scandal... in fact, they make their living off of it. An independent agency would simply eat away at tax payer dollars without results. What happens when this agency finds impropriety or misconduct? It would go back to Congress... an institution notorious for protecting their own. What was the last independent investigation that actually even concluded positively? Our government has a series of checks and balances; we need to strengthen them and we need to have laws in place that better govern professional conduct in office (not personal conduct).
I also don't understand how he plans to reform Campaign Finance laws. The idea of free television and radio time is a good idea that has been bandied about for years. How do you give the networks and radio enough incentive to give away free airtime when they are often claiming to have trouble generating advertising revenue as it is? There would obviously have to be tax incentives, but then how do you decide who is 'eligible' for this airtime? If I ran for office, would I be eligible too? There is no meat here. It's an idea that will never come to fruition at this rate.
Shine the Light on Federal Contracts, Tax Breaks and Earmarks*
- Create a Public “Contracts and Influence" Database
- Expose Special Interest Tax Breaks to Public Scrutiny
- End Abuse of No-Bid Contracts
- Sunlight Before Signing
- Shine Light on Earmarks and Pork Barrel Spending
The database idea has already been covered, so I won't rehash this. It's a good idea. Exposing 'Special Interest Tax Breaks' under the same method is also a good idea. 'Google for Government' is simply a good idea all around. The only question that I have for this is how do you do it while minimizing overhead? Any new project requires a bulk initial investment, obviously, but how do you do this without overspending and who decides what is to be exposed? Are we really going to see any progress with this?
No-Bid Contract abuse is a big issue in this country because of the high level of professional 'nepotism' that seems to take place and becomes exposed after the fact, once the paperwork has been signed. I agree with Obama that all contracts over $25,000 should be competitively awarded; however, I'd like to take it once step further. ALL contracts should be competitively awarded. What is to stop medium contracts from becoming a series of small (under 25K) contracts? I still favor the idea of a central accounting agency to monitor spending beyond the Federal Accounting Standards Advisory Board, the Secretary of the Treasury and the Comptroller General. I would like to see one of these institutions (if not a combination) establish a buying program that seeks the best savings on behalf of the government. If our mothers can bargain shop and clip coupons, so can our country.
I also agree with the idea of 'sunlighting' a bill before it gets signed and enacted; however, the suggestion that the bill can be exposed and commented on for 5 days as an improvement is 'farcicle' at best. So we, Americans, are going to review a bill for 5 days on whitehouse.gov and create comments and then the President will sign or not sign this bill with input from the American people? Who is going to read the thousands upon thousands of comments that will be sure to arise on the day before it is signed? This is a false sense of input. If you want to give Americans more input into the government and process, you expose non-emergency bills to the due process of the voting system. Towns do it, states do it... our central government should consider doing it, possible through annual or bi-annual elections... or better yet... look for ways to leverage the power of the internet. Yes, we hire/elect representatives to make these choices for us, but don't think that internet comments will affect the legislative process. Allow Americans to have the option of registering online and granting them the ability to make a yes/no opinion on the website, in addition to any comments. While this vote may not count, elected officials would have a more accurate view into the wants, needs and desires of the American people and can better craft their own votes and decisions to more accurately reflect the needs of the country. Barack Obama, tell us how you plan to implement this process!
Obama’s Transparency and Integrity in Earmarks Act is a good idea when it comes to monitoring 'Pork Barrel Spending'. It goes back to transparency in government, which is actually a significant portion of Obama's platform that gets overlooked. Will it make much difference? Perhaps not in the short term when congress men and women are busy scratching each others backs; however, come election season their constituents will have a more complete body of work to see where their representatives stand and their justifications for their actions, allowing them to make better informed decisions.
Bring Americans Back into their Government*
- Hold 21st Century Fireside Chats
- Make White House Communications Public
- Conduct Regulatory Agency Business in Public
- Release Presidential Records
- Close the Revolving Door on Former and Future Employers
- Free Career Officials from the Influence of Politics
- Reform the Political Appointee Process
This is almost the 'feel good' portion of the Ethics outline. Cabinet officials to have periodic town hall meetings? Wow. This is so not new. I really don't understand the inclusion of this. Politicians have been trying to emulate and one-up FDR, and his 'Fireside Chats' for decades. And yet, noone seems to understand that it isn't so much the fact that you're talking... It's what you're saying. Administrations have been doing town hall chats for so long now that we're almost bored with it due to the lack of substance and direct communication. I don't put much water into this.
Public communication of policy correspondence with and within the White House should have been the primary point here. Again, Americans don't want to know that you're going to talk to us, we want to know that you're going to tell us something useful. We're not all cut out of a Norman Rockwell painting. Correspondence around public matters should be made public within reason to respect to security and internal discourse. (That'll teach them not to send 'funny' forwards to each over government email as well! ;) ).
Publicizing regulator agency discussions is not a bad idea. Granted, some individuals might choose to make popular comments rather than the tough, unpopular but correct decisions; however, this is a kink that will work out over time. We should only want strong, intelligent people of conviction running our country as it is. The idea of a public forum is perhaps a little excessive and unrealistic. Public forums cost money. Obama... don't waste money. Media and new media is perfectly acceptable and accessible. I am sure C-SPAN could use the additional programming and there's already a mechanism in place.
As for the release of presidential records, what more can be said? It's been a disappointment that the current administration has fought so hard to hide their actions from the court of public perception that I think the distaste spreads to most people regardless of political affiliation. The biggest joke has been Cheney's insistance that he is not really part of the Executive OR Legislative branch and therefore not subject to the rules governing either.
I do hope that whomever takes office really takes the issues of special interest influence to heart. We hear so much about it and Barack Obama is not a trailblazer here by any stretch of the imagination. I respect his decision not to take contributions from special interests; however, he is not the first person to denounce special interests groups... Would he be the first to follow through?
If he follows through with his idea to create at least a two year gap between employment and appointment interactions with regards to contracts and regulations, that would be a good start. Removing the ability of former employees to lobby the administration they once worked for would also be a strong continuation.... Although it won't address the idea that 'my friend is your friend too' which would lead to introductions between two parties through a common mediator *wink wink*. Why not go further and say that no former appointee can seek employment within a lobbying form for the remainder of the administration? It would be tantamount to a non-compete clause.
In the section entitled "Free Career Officials from the Influence of Politics" Obama states that he "will issue an executive order asking all new hires at the agencies to sign a form affirming that no political appointee offered them the job solely on the basis of political affiliation or contribution." To me this seems entirely frivolous. This is just additional paperwork that has to be sorted and filed. If someone wants to hire someone of the same political affiliation they will. They'll just come up with some 'other' reason. I really have issues with needless red tape.
"Reform the Political Appointee Process" is all about former FEMA Director Michael Brown. Obama states that "every official will have to rise to the standard of proven excellence in the agency’s mission." What exactly does this mean? Does it come with a hug?
Barack Obama has a lot of good thought process when it comes to Ethics Reform in government and has a lot of ideas as to what he wants to achieve; however, in constant with his campaign in general he tells us what he wants to achieve, without actual substance with regard to how he will achieve it, beyond 'Executive Order' - something Hillary has often excelled at by comparison. Unfortunately, Hillary lacks the style and finesse that Obama has. She's a bulldog and a fighter, where Obama is a natural orator with the charm of a modern day JFK, which is why while Hillary had rushed out to a frantic early lead, Barack Obama has been able to maintain a steady pace to (seemingly) win the race.
Sadly, Hillary Clinton has had less to say on 'Ethics in the White House' than Barack Obama, because I would have loved to have compared the two side by side. Over the next few releases I will compare the two 'would be nominees' on the remaining issues where I think it is evident as to who has better thought out their paths to the White House.
Note: I have used The Boston Herald as a source to view the candidates platforms merely because I felt it was presented in the cleanest manner.